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Rocki

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm)

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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(Source: SCEPTRE)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln)

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad)

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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(Source: onlinegf)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

whistlings:

I would sit on my roof with you at 1 am and talk about the lives we dream of.